I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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