1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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