Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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