if only i could text you this smell
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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