We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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