I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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