I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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