His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize