windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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