So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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