Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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