new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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