Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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