We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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