It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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