i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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