WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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