id be glad to
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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