All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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