Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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