What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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