I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Randomize
