Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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