Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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