Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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