So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Someone signed my nipple.
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