Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Panties = found
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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