love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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