I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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