hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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