i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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