Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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