One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
My dick has a subreddit
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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