you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
