He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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