You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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