Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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