AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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