Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
