Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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