White coat. Heels.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She even gives head with a lisp.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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