Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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