I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i love accidental penises.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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