I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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