I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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