We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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