just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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