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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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