Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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