remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Your cock deserves a montage
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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