I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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